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Goddess Of Truffles
Goddess Of Truffles
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A muse for your senses . . . .
A muse for your senses . . . .
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What it's all about
| Posted on February 26, 2014 at 11:31 AM |
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Stepped out of the shower this morning and asked my cat, Taboo, "what is it all about?" Imagine my surprise & delight when she revealed the answer (telepathically of course - but I swear I heard it)! CONSCIOUSNESS . . . . I believe this is true & came up with this reasoning to back it up: Einstein’s theory of relativity: “Space & time are relative rather than
absolute” E= (Energy is equal to mass times the velocity of light squared) Lecy Legacy of Consciousness: “An alert
cognitive (mental processing of sensory input) state in which you are aware of
your situation.” C = (Consciousness is equal to mass times the velocity of light squared
divided by energy) Get it? Take a look at the graft I developed to illustrate how my muses are helping consciousness |
11 Step guide to seduction
| Posted on February 21, 2014 at 10:18 AM |
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11-Step Guide For Gods To Seduce Their
Goddess: 1 -Present her with a custom
ordered gift of Goddess
of Truffleshandcrafted artisan luxury
chocolate champagne truffles! 2 - Draw her a bath. (Be sure to find out if she prefers bubble
bath or bath salts, it matters!) 3 - It's champagne AND roses
(not OR) 4 – Lots of candlelight
(careful not to invoke the wrong fire) 5 – Have Spotify playing: Lana
Del Rey "Young &
Beautiful" (great bonding lyrics) followed by MS MR "BTSK" &
Sarah Vaughan "You go to my head" on the playlist 6 – Provide a good book, options
are thoughtful! (Try "Conversations
With The Universe" by Simran Singh) 7 - Aroma therapy is a plus. 8 - Major bonus points for
chromotherapy! 9 - A plush towel and a clip to
put her hair up 10 – Fragrance & oils for
when she gets out. Get rose water in a spray
bottle (find at health food store) Let her know she can mist it all over as a
toner followed by sweet almond oil which can be used on the face. Reassure her it’ll absorb & that
you’re willing to assist. 11 - Bring her into this sanctum & slowly kiss
the back of her neck....Then leave her to her solitude! (Go have a beer or two and check stats of
your teams - DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP! This is the equivalent of brining ribs
before BBQ grilling -a must! Without this, it just isn’t what it could be) The rest is what happens when gods and goddesses come together - the stuff legends are made of! Have a blessed romance! |
