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Goddess Of Truffles

Lexington, SC

Goddess Of Truffles


A muse for your senses . . . .

Artisan Confections

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Goddess Vibes


What it's all about

Posted on February 26, 2014 at 11:31 AM Comments comments (4)
Stepped out of the shower this morning and asked my cat, Taboo, "what is it all about?"  
Imagine my surprise & delight when she revealed the answer (telepathically of course - but I swear I heard it)!


I believe this is true & came up with this reasoning to back it up:

Einstein’s theory of relativity: “Space & time are relative rather than absolute”
E=   (Energy is equal to mass times the velocity of light squared)
Lecy Legacy of Consciousness:  “An alert cognitive (mental processing of sensory input) state in which you are aware of your situation.”
C =   (Consciousness is equal to mass times the velocity of light squared divided by energy)

Get it? Take a look at the graft I developed to illustrate how my muses are helping consciousness 

11 Step guide to seduction

Posted on February 21, 2014 at 10:18 AM Comments comments (155)

11-Step Guide For Gods To Seduce Their Goddess:           1 -Present her with a custom ordered gift of Goddess of Truffleshandcrafted artisan luxury chocolate champagne truffles!
2 - Draw her a bath.
(Be sure to find out if she prefers bubble bath or bath salts, it matters!)
3 - It's champagne AND roses (not OR)
4 – Lots of candlelight  (careful not to invoke the wrong fire)
5 – Have Spotify playing: Lana Del Rey  "Young & Beautiful" (great bonding lyrics) followed by MS MR "BTSK" & Sarah Vaughan "You go to my head" on the playlist
6 – Provide a good book, options are thoughtful!  (Try "Conversations With The Universe" by Simran Singh)
7 - Aroma therapy is a plus.
8 - Major bonus points for chromotherapy!
9 - A plush towel and a clip to put her hair up
10 – Fragrance & oils for when she gets out.
Get rose water in a spray bottle (find at health food store) Let her know she can mist it all over as a toner followed by sweet almond oil which can be used on the face.  Reassure her it’ll absorb & that you’re willing to assist.

11 - Bring her into this sanctum & slowly kiss the back of her neck....Then leave her to her solitude!   (Go have a beer or two and check stats of your teams - DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP! This is the equivalent of brining ribs before BBQ grilling -a must! Without this, it just isn’t what it could be)

The rest is what happens when gods and goddesses come together - the stuff legends are made of!
Have a blessed romance!

November 3rd blogg

Posted on November 3, 2013 at 4:08 PM Comments comments (1)
November Newsletter: