Your Cart is Empty
There was an error with PayPalClick here to try again
Thank you for your business!You should be receiving an order confirmation from Paypal shortly.Exit Shopping Cart
11 Step guide to seduction
|Posted on February 21, 2014 at 10:18 AM|
11-Step Guide For Gods To Seduce Their Goddess: 1 -Present her with a custom ordered gift of Goddess of Truffleshandcrafted artisan luxury chocolate champagne truffles!
2 - Draw her a bath.
(Be sure to find out if she prefers bubble bath or bath salts, it matters!)
3 - It's champagne AND roses (not OR)
4 – Lots of candlelight (careful not to invoke the wrong fire)
5 – Have Spotify playing: Lana Del Rey "Young & Beautiful" (great bonding lyrics) followed by MS MR "BTSK" & Sarah Vaughan "You go to my head" on the playlist
6 – Provide a good book, options are thoughtful! (Try "Conversations With The Universe" by Simran Singh)
7 - Aroma therapy is a plus.
8 - Major bonus points for chromotherapy!
9 - A plush towel and a clip to put her hair up
10 – Fragrance & oils for when she gets out.
Get rose water in a spray bottle (find at health food store) Let her know she can mist it all over as a toner followed by sweet almond oil which can be used on the face. Reassure her it’ll absorb & that you’re willing to assist.
11 - Bring her into this sanctum & slowly kiss the back of her neck....Then leave her to her solitude! (Go have a beer or two and check stats of your teams - DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP! This is the equivalent of brining ribs before BBQ grilling -a must! Without this, it just isn’t what it could be)
The rest is what happens when gods and goddesses come together - the stuff legends are made of!
Have a blessed romance!
Categories: Goddess Vibes